Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
A lepercon. He said, "I'm sorry, but it just wasn't your night." Well son, the way things are going, if you don't get to know the right people, you're going to have a hard time. 'I'm not a fan.' It's a rare medium well done He was having a midlife crisis He's all right now.
They're going to be known as the Titanic Eight. The doctor said, I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you on a prescription." Because he has a big bill It was two-tired. So I painted my penis black and now I can totally see women's faces. "I've come a long way, my son". Two. One to screw it in and another to sing about how much she misses him.
I'm not sure how I feel about it. He tells his readers to give their piece a shot. But I can't get my head out of the hole by myself. Because he's a cereal killer. The first thing your wife says when you leave is: "I'm a magnet." Lettuce Pray. Because I'm a hole-y driver!
I'll tell you in the morning. Because he was a child of Hobbits. A man is hit in the head by a car when he was crossing a bridge. He went to the doctor to complain and the doctor said, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's going to be a boy." But I'm still working on it. He asks for a glass of water but is told it is out of the range. He asks if the store has any water but the store has been out of water for a long time and he is tired. He then asks for a glass of milk but is told it is out of the range. He asks if the store has any milk but the store had been out of milk for a long time and he is tired. He then asks for a glass of apple juice but is told it is out of the range. He asks if the store has any apple juice but the store has been out of apple juice for a long time and he is tired. He asks if they have any milk but the store has been out of milk for a long time and asks if they have any apple juice. The employee says no and brings him to the back of the store. The employee put in a big bucket of apple juice and dumps it all over the counter. The man looks at the employee and says "why in the world did you sell me milk and apple juice?" the employee responds "it's the same stuff they sell to the public." He was a good man, but a terrible cabinet maker. He said that wouldn't be an issue.
To get to the other side. At a local state fair, he announced his intention to enter the race horse, and the crowd cheered and shouted, "Go Duck!" The first one says, "I'm on the other side of the river." The second says, "That's okay, I'm sitting on the other side of the river." My girlfriend asked me if we could get her name, Victoria, tattooed on my dick. I was like, "no way, that would be a huge step back in the sand. Too dirty, no good. But I could always write her name, even on my dick. So, we're having the best sex of my life right now." The instructions on my new scale said hold for 5 minutes Maui! I mean, they've been hacked by the government.