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Why was the chicken unable to cross the road? because she was a chicken.

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I guess I'm not good at flossing I hate it when I eat a sandwich that says "no flavor" on it. The man is still at large. A man goes into a music shop and asks the clerk if they have any classical music. The clerk says, "I do believe we do have some Jewish classical music, but I'm not sure if you want to buy it or not." The customer thinks for a minute, then says, "Maybe you should try the Handel version." The clerk asked, "What's the difference?" The man says "Well, there's no Bach in it." He'll give you a hard time A man goes to a bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks for a beer. The bartender asks "would you like a beer?" The man answers "do you mind if I wait here a few minutes?" The man then replies "sure, but if you have a question, I'll be parked around the corner." ... or if you'll just use a scalpel to scrape the skin back onto a loincloth? Bring your own pool

...but I don't remember eating pussy. I would have thought that there were better ways to do this. Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby. "Don't worry about that, I'll just do it later." Once there were two friends. One of them was called john. The other one was called tit for tat. ...but they haven't had any gigs yet. An Introverted Extroversion Excursion He's an absolute unit.

They're playing the round of golf and they're finding the best position for the ball, but the sun is coming out. The husband says to his wife "Hold my golf ball so I can go up and find it." She gives him the golf ball, and he heads upstairs to find it. When he gets back down, his wife has a bad sunburn on her upper lip. She says to him "Hold on, I'll get my other shoe." ...and that's why every girl I talk to has raised her hand. ...and that's why every girl I talk to has raised her hand. I'm not sure if it was because she was still wearing it or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward. He was feeling a bit balls deep A blonde, an Asian, a redhead, and a brunette were walking together one day when they came across a pile of dog shit. The redhead said "Oh my gosh, I wish I could do that" and the brunette agrees. The blonde says "I dunno, let's just see if we can hear it". So I told her to get out of my fort. I replied by saying that it's the most violent book I've ever read.

The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. I think I'm going to be a bit rusty What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat. I think he preordered the prequel Now I think I'm a bigfoot. Because they were the first to show up.

Author: Photo of author Kelvin Philip Kelvin Philip
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: red pill canada

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