Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!
I'm not sure what I'd do with the other $79,999,999.75 though... I'm not sure if I should celebrate my first blowjob or bury her in the backyard The tomatoes should be called "The Thots and Prayers." Too many cheetahs. I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Golf Balls He gets better with age. ...he said: "now you mention botox and nobody raises an eyebrow" He was caught red handed.
...because they've already reddit all $50 bucks A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." Because he was a little chili. If you can't cum let me know. When the police arrested the two officers, the first officer said "I told her that we were off duty, so you can go." The second said "I told the officer that we're all released when we're arrested." The other one replies, "I can't, I'm just waiting for the train." Because they're always stuffed. A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them. 1 old lady has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach that far.
It's a shame that they'll never meet. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, isn't that bothering you?" Because it's the first thing to want to hear after watching an episode of Spongebob His fist. And not a single one of them knows about it The only thing they had to go on was the bell curve. It's a shame, she was an amazing person. 'Cause they're always stuck with a bill. ...they will both blow a load.
A guy walks up to his wife and says, "I think I'm having trouble with my penis. I stand at attention to my wife and don't look her in the eyes. I don't want her to think I'm some sort of pervert." She says, "Now, spray the grounds with this herb." A few days later the guy comes back and says, "I've done what you suggested. I sprayed the flowers with it, but I still haven't gotten an answer out of her." The wife says, "Now read the headline again." *Makes Sartre toast.* I guess you could say I was the best of the two. Because they're always down! But they all taste like shit. Indecent exposure. Because they can't handle the reaper cushions. It's my new year's resolution He could really get behind in his work.
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One night, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!" I figured I'd get some support along the way A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." It's white and on their land. ...when you can finally screw a lightbulb. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The Muslim replies, "A chicken curry with some lime." I'm the only one who stays true to his word. But I've never seen it. I'm in the right place, but I'm not allowed to use the toilets
It's like any other Daal, but a little 'otter. He was a little shellfish. It's not me, I've got shit on my record. I gave him a glass of water I said that's a weird way of starting a conversation I think she's just ovary-acting Because they're always up to something He said, "I'm asking for a friend" I don't know man, I just fly the drone