Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
One night a man walks into a bar and sees a very short man with a big orange head. He walks up to the man and says how are you suppose to have a big orange head? The man says I work in a citrus factory and every morning I push a bunch of oranges up the man's butt and if he makes it to 5 an orange will appear in the jar." He was livid and yelled "I'm open" Hoe HOe Hooo! Turns out, the right of way is always the same... ... for a young female reporter. She asked the chief how he had to name her new daughter. He said, "When you go into battle, if you are hit, you yell "Lee, I'm Lee" and everyone will give you a blowjob." The woman thought that was a brilliant idea. She went into battle and got hit. As the sun was setting, she came back to her tent and asked how the battle went. The chief said, "I don't know how I did it. I had to hit her an hour ago to call her out." It's the first time I really got it off with my girlfriend!
And the bartender says, "what can I get you Mr. President?" A Ramen. I'd have to change my name If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. It's called "Not Dead With Death". My friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
You're a son of a bitch. He was a little shellfish Because they're really good at it I guess you could say I'm a cereal killer. Don't worry. He's in a stable condition now. He got a cabin in the jungle.
I don't know, but it sure is more than four. One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! They're watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler realizes that they have a poor view, so he stands on a large wooden box and calls out, Can you see me now?" That's the last time I get to use my tongue. I'm still working on it. She said "fun to be around."
The head computer engineer replied "I know, I've worked on it for years." They were supposed to have some ice. A frog in a blender The winner is determined by the amount of packing. But I don't have the balls to do it. It's a bit awkward for her to answer now, but she says, "OK, yes. I'm sure glad I did. It was a lot easier than I thought."