Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
I'll tell you later He's never gonna give you Up! It's called the Desert Sandwich. It comes in a dozen pieces I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. He was out-standing in his field. "I just dragged myself in through the back door" Because they are not allowed to run in the corridors He's a small medium at large I think there's a vas deferens.
It was a shih tzu Because it looks like you hit it off with the people around you. Because I want to be the center of attention. A human trafficking They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls. A rip off The latte Because whenever they take a turn, they just lose! I just say "I'm sorry, I don't have one."
I'm gonna call it "The Art of the Deal" I just couldn't put it down. ...but it was then that I realized I had hit Rock Bottom. Aye matey. A condom. He can fit 20 of them in his mouth at once. I told her she was pulling my leg. He has a big bill. Because she is a woman. Asking for a friend.
It was a play on words. The father replies "That's because they are a little meteor." He was shocked He said he could feel the bern I'm just not that Inuit. ...and as a reward for his good deeds, the Queen will get to ride in one of his choppers. He's all-right It's called the Brier. I don't know, I just click submit The wife is going to be pissed when she finds out.
The store clerk says "sorry Ma'am but, that's just the way Ikea sells them." I heard they've got a million degrees. The sleep deprivation I told her I have a girlfriend, too. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." Because it's the first date ...and I'm willing to bet $40 that I can stop any time I want. Do they get high or medium? because they have a lot of experience in Husbandry