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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.

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Does that make me a racist? How do you ruin a joke? But if you do, please call me. Yes, if you are a billionaire. The first two are discussing their sons. The first says, "My son is a bishop. When he discusses theology, the other brother says `My lord! Please tell me if I'm doing the right thing, or should I just continue praying and the bible??'" The bishop says, "Well, I like him, but I don't think he really understands the bible. For example, he talks about hell and fire and brimstone. As a matter of fact, my son who's a pastor, he talks about everything religion has ever taught." "So, does he really understand how the bible works?" "Yes, he's not really much of an historian." The father responds with an explanation of a scene from the book of Exodus. He points to the ocean and says, "there once was a fish who was afraid of the waters, and who was said by many to swim in the waters of the sea, but never did. The fish learned to swim when she was told to by God." The son says, "That's awesome! What else did you learn?" Because they're so good at hiding I'll be Bach

Because he's got little legs So I poured them a glass of water Is it still a bat? Because I'm a real star. Because they're always grating on you. A man is walking down the street and he sees another man with a bucket full of eggs. The first man said "hey, where did you get all those eggs?" The second man says "Well, all of the eggs here are for my other customers, so I was tapping their fingers whenever I wanted to make a bowl of eggs." The first man says "wow, so you're a chicken keeper eh?" and the second man says "no, I'm the egg man" I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face If you have any questions about the title, please direct them to our help desk.

A tan farmer. Because the ones who can are already here. I'm one in a million. I'm a fan. You can't have your Kate and Edith too. You might be dyslexic Because they cantaloupe! Because they cantaloupe!

It's a shitzu I'm not sure how I feel about it. Because he wanted to get into a good field. He married his cousin. Everything is bigger in Texas Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches. A labracadabrador. When the doctor came, I asked him what happened. "Well, I had a nightmare," he explained, "but you wouldn't know it because I couldn't sleep through the night." "That's understandable," I said. "Sleep's on the table now, isn't it?"

I can't believe they're giving their name away. I love the fact that when I said "I was reading a book named after you" they said thank you. Then I said "Thanks again for the bump" Because it's a Dell. Women are like blackjack. If you hit it right, you can win big. But if you hit it too often, you might lose. He's a man after my own heart. You can't use a pitchfork to scratch your dick. I'd tell you but it's too cheesy. Because the one that had a dream got shot.

Because the bullet has to travel more then you think. The doctor replies "Well, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone having a pony eat a monkey". A quarter pounder with cheese. Two. One to screw it in and one to hold the penis. Lad Drones Because he couldn't see that well. They're both fucking close to water. I guess he was on his lunch break. They both love a tight seal.

Author: Photo of author Ayva Cherry Ayva Cherry
Published on June 8, 2022
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