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There was a lot of cross referencing. He told me to stop being so negative. Dress her up as a choir boy! Because their knee grows A redneck family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, Dad The police officer is dumbfounded and calls in for backup. The k-9 unit shows up along with at least 5 other cruisers and the police chief. After a lengthy searching from officers and their canine teams the k-9 unit comes across a small broken bone left behind by a dead skunk. The chief walks over and the chief says "It looks like this skunk had been hit by a truck." The officer on the scene says "I know, but that is impossible, someone else must have done it." The chief says "No it must have been the dog, I'll bet it was still alive." The officer on the scene says "I know but that is impossible too, there must have been a second skunk in the area." The chief stands up and says "I know but the dog must have been pretty shaken up, I'll bet it was still alive." The officer on the scene says "I know but the dog must have been in heat, heat must have been running around." The chief stands up and says "I know but the dog ate it." The police chief goes back to the car and starts to pull the car out of the ditch. The chief says "I know that has got to be the case but you can't tell me what to do." The police chief goes back to the car and starts to pull the car out of the ditch. The chief says "I know but I'm not giving you a straight answer. You can't just tell me what to do." The chief says "OK but before you tell me you have to tell me what you have to do." The chief says "Well I have to know what you have to do if you want to keep your job." The police chief says "OK but before that you have to tell me what the hell you have to do to stay in this job." The chief says "Well I have to know what you have to do to stay in this job." The police chief hands the chief a gun and says "You are going to need to shoot that dog." The chief says "No you can't do that" the chief says "and you can't have it either."

Physics He's still alive. ...but he did a dickful of it. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors." Kermit the Frog's fingers. Because they're always on their phone.

It's the only way they can get a dopamine. He's a real poo-tard They're all in bread. They can both smell it but they can't eat it. They can both smell it but they can't eat it. Because they're always in the lead

A white horse fell in the mud! A man and his wife are talking in the bedroom. "Honey," he asks, "Why are you always so emotional?" "I've had this fantasy of being a nigger forever!" she says. The husband begs "Well, if you're having this fantasy, why don't you rent a car?" I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. No olives. Because of the sand which is there. If you go by the pound to pick up a pet it's a pound to buy a good dog it's a pound to buy a good cat it's a pound to buy a good cat for a good pet it's a pound to buy a good cat for a good cat. I call it a yard sale.

To get to the other slide. I'm having a crisis with my wife. I'm voting for the lesser evil candidate. Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog. They're the wurst. You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

Author: Photo of author Lexi-Mae Harmon Lexi-Mae Harmon
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: lathe of heaven wazzup newspaper

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