Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
I told her, "I'm not really into the guy genre, but I can be a dick sometimes." There's a box under my bed. So I guess the drug war really is about the losing side. I was playing Pokemon Go and they were screaming at me, "You are no longer the Poke Man! You are now the Poke Lady!" I'm a huge metal fan. It's a good thing I don't drink any less. I always knew he liked them young, but last night he said he wasn't interested in it anymore. They both come when you are sleeping.
... then your face is exposed. I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night." But do you think he could pull it off? Because they're shellfish A roman numeral. He's preparing for cinco de mayo. Turns out, it was a waist of time. They're both a bunch of fucking pussies.
The last one was "I do" and it was getting dark so he thought he'd try the next one. He went to the library and asked the assistant "do you have a copy of the book for men with small penises?" She replied "no, but there's a plastic one you can buy from Wal-Mart." I'm a mad man In the end you ignore it all and click "I agree" The doctor says, I've got bad news for you The guy on the left dreamed a beautiful woman was giving him a handjob. The guy on the right dreamed he was skiing. But it's Namek? It was a hail mary pole He's trying to make America grate again.
Because God hates gingers Because they can't even. I told her that's a dumb reason to Fallout 4. I'm not worried though, I know she'll swallow. but it smells like a foot. You only need one nail to hang the picture. I'm only a couple words. Do you think I'm gonna be a dad?