What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
It was a little horse. Because he's Handsome ...it's a real dice-troller. I was like, sure bro. Thankfully, they never found any survivors. She had no arms After all, the parrots eat 'em all Because the kids who don't get vaccines are unoriginal.
But the police say it's just a prank. I don't know how I feel about that. I said, that's gross. How can you say such a thing." but I can't find it at the flea market Bartender: "What will it be, Mr. President?" I said, "Well, you should know." Oh wait, I forgot it's not funny anymore. Dude, your dick is hanging out!
Because they're all inbread. I asked the bartender if he had any... Because you're there for the 4th. Chad When you don't use a condom, you're really screwed. They're both fucking close to water. Hip hop! You can only ran because it's past tents.
That's why I'm always in a fraternity while I'm at work I'm sure they can play big orchestra. I'm a huge metal fan. A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, 'You should have been here at 8.30!' He replies. 'Why? What happened at 8.30?' Because of the tooth decay. He was hit by a bus I guess it's just a *bad* joke. it's called "your mom"
Because it's all relative. But the second mouse gets the cheese A fu-tard Because they're all dead. They roll with the punches. And now I can't get him out of that bathroom. The bartender says... "I'm sorry, we don't serve Rusticans here" A Cockerpoodledoo.
Because all the fans left It's nice to have some company They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes. Two. One to change the light bulb, and another to turn the ladder. My friend asked why I didn't do that. I told him I was just trying to get a Pikachu. He said he was okay, but it was still a pretty big weight. He was a cuckold. Because he was out-standing in his field.