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What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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A whorse The box said 2-4 years, so I think that's just a figure of speech. But it's a clichรฉ. It's not big, and it's not clever. Apparently, "The Interview" wasn't the right answer. Seems they have a bad rep on Yelp. Librarian: "They're right behind you!!!" He's got a Tommy Gun. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Walk him and pitch to the rhino. The next day, he was crying again. He said "the steaks are too high". It's a vicious cycle. Please get off the fence. The man asks the bartender, "What's this 'test' you have?" The bartender replies, "Well first, I have to ask you a question. How many fingers are in a penguin?" The man replies, "Uhh, umm, I don't know. How many fingers?" The bartender replies, "Well, if you're not careful, the answer's not going to be very good. The first question is, how many eyes are in a penguin?" The man replies, "Uh, umm, I don't know. There's no way I could tell. The second question is, how many whiskers are in a penguin?" The bartender replies, "The second test is, how many toes are in a penguin?" The man replies, "There's no way I could tell. Sorry, I didn't know that. The third question is, how do you drive this thing?" But I'm not gonna do it. A meowtain. _____ Because he's a wise crack

He told me to stop being so negative. Hebrews it. He said he was trying to get the ball loose. I must be a bad driver. I just don't see the point. I'd have 2 dollars We have the same DNA, we only use the same supplements, we're just so far apart. but it's worth a shot. That's the joke.

I would let a girl in my office do that to me... I asked him why, and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you." a condom Because the condom company wouldn't send the samples to the WHO. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" I'm not saying I hate you but I don't think you will ever win either. They all have a different meaning when you see them. I could buy a $50 million mansion, but if I have to cut off my toes to play a piano, I'm not going to use a $10 million mortgage. He's going to be toad away.

Author: Photo of author Emma-Louise Tapia Emma-Louise Tapia
Published on June 8, 2022
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