What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
... if his head is on the wrong side of your neck? He said "It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order" I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here". A new last name. "I'm afraid we don't know, but make your mind as you go" At least now I have a chance at next year's Grand Music Prize. I'm grateful for every little thing that Canada has provided me.
The Bat-mobile. I'm glad I'm in the 1% I don't have 2020 vision. "I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there" I asked [removed] A pickpocket snatches watches. He was raising the steaks. So the other day I was at a gas station and they had a service on. I got there and as I was paying I noticed the service was from a boy that was on his hands and knees and crying. I stopped in to see what was going on. He said he was on his way to the next town. I asked what town he was going to, and he said "Pfka you wouldn't believe me, but I was in town last night, and we were attacked by terrorists!"
They're both a rip-off. I'm not sure if I should call him some sort of king, or King of the living. He neverlands. I'm not buying it. But it was too humerus I feel like it would just be a bunch of dickheads. And the barman says "Why the long face?" A young woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "not allowed back in the supermarket" An American, an Englishman, and a Japanese are in the hospital, all of them having had sudden babies. The American goes first, he nurses the baby and the doctor and takes a close look at it, and proclaims "this is definitely a boy". The Englishman and the doctor turn to the Japanese man and ask him "what did you get your baby for?" The Japanese man replies "a baby boy" and takes a closer look and the Japanese man is not only getting close to the twins, but the man is looking at the broken neck and the bleeding and in obvious pain. The Englishman and the doctor ask the Japanese man how he got his child. The Japanese man replies "I was doing my own shopping." Goes-in-tight! He never saw it coming. And I responded "A picture of Jesus with my dick in it?" that women make better chemists than men He was a genitalless little boy. I'm not sure how I feel about that.