What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? snowballs.
To get to the other side. It's not hard... I'm just going to say it now that I finally won it. I don't know. I was too busy jacking off. Because I'm getting really fucking tired of you being there. She's a 10, but she's imaginary. Because they have enough on their plates to eat. ...is one of the world's most populated places.
'Cause they're always up to something He wanted to find out more. He was a genocidal purveyor. Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the dictionary... But I don't have the balls to do it They're both a joke, but they have different covers. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Then I woke up.
but he only gets laid once in his life. I could just buy a new car They don't give shots to babies. I'd have a small loan of a million dollars. I casually say yes, they're all over the place these days. Because they're so good at it. I'm not a fan. A dick-hater-ship
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. The first one says "I'm so loose that I can fit a sausage up my ass." The second one says "That's nothing, I can fit two burgers up my ass." The third one just sits there holding his eyebrows together. The other two men ask "What about your toast?" The third one replies "I'm not gunna eat it, I'm gonna fit a lotta bread up my ass." I said "I don't know. It's a non-prophet" organization. How'd you get their tiny legs apart? They get toad away I can't jelly my dick in your ass. Because it's a Big Mac The one with the biggest boobs.
I guess that's just a bad shapely choice. If you think its bad, you should try it The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" I said, "I don't know if I can keep living like this." In the ATM, theres a chip saying "Welcome to America! You're at Starbucks, right?" I usually don't bring a ladder in my house, but I'll pass a stool when I have to go to the restroom. It's called "Everything is bigger in Texas." I guess the two of them just don't see eye to eye.
It was a shit zoo. A man walks into a bar and sees a 12 inch pianist and a 12 inch pianist playing on the piano. The man asks, "What are you doing?" The blind pianist replies, "I'm playing Blind Pianist." The man then asks, "How can you play that so small?" The blind pianist replies, "It's a Thai clone." They're both in bread Then it hit me. It didn't get much of a reaction. Turns out they're all reserved. He picked up his phone, and searched his name, the resulting picture showed his username was "2stepbrother". It really makes my day! They both love a tight seal.