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What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals

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Because they don't have 2 towers. A Circumstance. Because they are always Stalin Now I'm a comedian and nobody laughs at me anymore. Then they call me ugly and poor. Cancer Because it was a little chili.

One says, I don't know, I just picked it up." They're always full of themselves. He was running out of thyme. The Jehovas Witnesses, unfortunately, is not allowed in Alabama. It's a piece of cake I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber. Because they're a fucking asshole

You're just on my side. But I didn't have the balls. I'm just not sure why people are so upset that I'm cutting the head of the Messiah. A few people didn't get it, but I'm not gonna lie, I did. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." They're both fucking close to water People miss Harambe.

...and then I had a heart attack. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. 'No,' says the neighbour. 'The seat is empty.' 'This is incredible,' said the man. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?' The neighbour says, 'Well, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.' 'Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terribleโ€ฆ.But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?' The man shakes his head. 'No,' he says. 'They're all at the funeral.' How do you breathe through that tiny thing? ...you'll never see it coming It was ground a few minutes ago

He didn't have any attachments. When the big hand touched the little hand. and says " I am looking for the man that shot my paw" I guess you could say I'm always trying to get ahead. That's the last time I came in under the salinity. They haven't called me yet. I'm sorry.

Author: Photo of author Lylah Crowther Lylah Crowther
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: climate change road first amendment prey

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