What does an ethiopian and a tampon have in common? they both f*ck up the girl.
Baa-Dum-Tss They're all dead. As they say, everything is coming up shit for him. It's called, "Don't Shove It Up Your Ass Girl." A gummy bear. He was a real ass-guardian. He said "I still love Vista, baby." He was a tiny medium at large
The second I get the money someone else gets the fuck out of my house. But I don't have the balls to do it. And that's the punchline. It's the whole shebang. I can't believe I'm hearing this. But I don't have the balls to do it. A paddy-collie. But I don't have the balls to do it.
The first one says "I'll have a glass of H2O". The second one says "I'll have a glass of water, too". The third one says "I'll have a glass of H2O, too". It's a weird name, I know, but she's the one. A man walks into a bar in a little town and sees a sign in the window that says "If you can make the horse laugh I'll give you free drinks for the night." The man says "I'll try." The man takes the horse out of the bathroom and the horse is laughing his ass off. The bartender is disgusted. The man says "Alright I'll give you free drinks for the night." The man walks back into the bathroom and the horse is crying. The bartender says "You really gotta tell me how you did it." The man says "Well the first time I told the horse my dick was bigger than his. The second time I showed him." But it's okay, it was a soft drink after all. Because it was a stick. But I think it's just a large penis. The doctor looks at the first one and says, "you've got the worst case of gravity I've ever seen." A man in a trench-coat walks by and flashes them. 1 of the old ladies has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach that far.
Volkswagen Dont worry, they will tell you. How do you ruin a joke? It was a real hit with the ladies. It's called the Green Cabbage Tree. Because he can't get one straight. A Liver Cuz they're a little meteor
A dad joke and a yo momma joke. A menstruation bag They're both fucking close to water. After seeing my wife, I'm not allowed back into eBay. It's called "I Speak Mouth Magic" There's a whole lot of resistance. ....but eventually, I realized I was beating a dead horse. A man and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good
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