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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.

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The man was very sorry, but the nuns had to get married anyway. Their wedding was on Sunday and the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great. I said, "No, they don't." He saw the salad dressing. They make up everything It was a shih tzu. He replied, "I don't know, but I can sure smell carrots." They're both fucking close to water You can't unhook a pregnant woman's gash A man is having an affair with his secretary. One night the man is going to sleep in their bed when he hears the door open. It's his wife who is trying to pass the time. She tells him to go get her something to drink. She arrives home late, and the man is livid. He tells his wife to sit down and tell them what he said. The wife, not wanting to explain the conversation, sits down in the chair and suggests she just tell the man what he said. The man responded by telling her: "The door opened, so I went inside and told the wife that the man upstairs was sleeping with her. She felt shame, and told me to go upstairs to talk to this man who has done her laundry. I told the man to leave her alone, and he started fighting with me." He told his wife to tell him what he said to make her upset so she would listen to what he said. She told him to shut the fuck up and go upstairs. The man told his wife to come upstairs. The wife says "but this man has done my laundry, he's done all my laundry!" The man said "I know, he told me he's lazy and doesn't even do it while I'm at work. So I told him to go to the back room and take his clothes off, and then he told me to pull his dick out of his pants. I told him to stop that and started laughing." The wife says "that's so disrespectful, the man's still unharmed, but he will never be able to hurt you again." The man smiles and says "I'm very sorry, but he did my laundry and I'm keeping it."

They always try to run with it. A baby in a garbage disposal. He says it's a slutter voice. I don't know, but there's a chink in his armor. So she can moan with the other. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?" One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit. Because he was a bad conductor. Because they were all on the knotty list.

I'm a trans fat. I'm going to call it "The Sarcasm in the Jacket". I'd have $1.79 It's a pity we broke up because that would be a very nice surprise. and I said "nice try", but it was just my stupid head bouncing around in my head. But I'm not a fan A dino woulda shoot at ze pussy That's why he's so smart. Hardly surprising considering I was on reddit all along.

You'd think the third one would have seen it the first time I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. But I couldn't get a straight answer and that's just the price I pay It's just a pain in the neck. It's the thot that counts. A book club walks into a bar. The first one orders a pint as the bartender says "don't you want one?" The second one says "nah, I'll just have a glass of water." The third one says "why the water?" The bartender says "you see, you guys are having a drink and drinking with one another and I'm having a drink and I'm thinking it's going to be a wee bit too loud for the other guests." because it was a little chilly.

It's the only way I'm a cake. Fo Drizzle I said, 'That's just spam.' He doesn't believe in himself. A disaster can turn it into a crisis. I'm not sure if I should come in my pants or my pants. There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum… and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see… Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea… He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says… He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!" Because he was outstanding in his field. I mean, he always said he liked them young but I always felt like he would be more comfortable with them older.

Because it was a potato peeler. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert. A: Because they make up everything! ...but I've never seen herbivore. I told her she should ask the manager. Because they cantaloupe. Because they cantaloupe. Because it saw the salad dressing. And I was right. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Author: Photo of author Jordyn Burrows Jordyn Burrows
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: beer pong tantra terrorism wine

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