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What do you call a prostitute without a placenta? dead.

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She turns down the invite because she's allergic to cats. She's just been sick this whole week. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. And a chair, and a table. You know it's wrong, but sooner or later, youre gonna stick your tongue in it. It's called: "The Art of the Deal" After all, they're great at heating up your dinner! So we give her two test tickles. He wants to make America grate again.

and takes a seat. The bartender takes one look at him and says ",Welcome, Mr. President." You're a dick Ted. The last thing I hear from him is "I don't know why you're shaking, I was just dreaming of a cigar!" I guess I'm just not a fan of armed combat That way I can say I have a 6 inch penis I said "I think not" Because they all have a backbone I haven't heard from him since

I'm only here a week. The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper. ...and the only way I can tell my parents that I have been circumcised is to post something embarrassing on Reddit. Because he was feeling blue You can still get stoned I thought she was seeing someone on the side It's called a "dentures." Because they're easy to read!

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Paddy's She's a bit of a kleptomaniac If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a great hand Your mom. He was the only one who showed up A man is driving down the road when his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The first thing I said in response was, "I'm a stick." ...But I love the way it makes me feel.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer then looks around to see if anyone noticed him. He notices an old guy next to him being watched by a young woman. The old man couldn't help staring at the woman. She was the size of a bell, and her hair was a mess. The old man thought, That's my girl." He turned his attention to the woman and she looked at him. In fact, the people on the train could see their own doom. It's the only way they can get enough food for everyone in the cabin. A little girl was playing outdoors. She was watching her grandmother's car ride down the street. The grandmother was in the living room having a drink, and the little girl could hear the train stop in front of them. The train was coming towards them at a fairly irregular speed. The little girl, seeing the train coming, asked her grandmother, "What's that thing that is coming?" The grandmother said, "Oh, it's you know, that thing that goes 'round that circle of houses." The little girl said, "That's why I'm asking you, Grandma." The grandmother said, "No, you're not, sweetheart, it's a car." A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir The husband replies: "Why would I want two empty glasses?" Because they can smell it but not eat it. Because they were a gaseous state

Author: Photo of author John-James Acevedo John-James Acevedo
Published on May 15, 2022
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