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What do you call a porcupine with a royal blood? a prick prick.

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But they have a point Because it's fucking useless! Only two, but I have no idea how they got in there. they're the wurst. You could say I'm an eighth-theist He wanted to see heaven. But I'm clean now

but at least I don't have Alzheimer's! No, but April May Like the time I was taking the kids out for dinner. His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence was. I don't know if I should bring it back to life, or just bury it in the garden. A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir One of them is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

I've always wanted this to be the first time I've used a condom. I said that was a very Faustian bargain He was charged with battery. You know what they say, you're the only one who gets it... A Gay-J-Cyclist That's why I'm anti vaccination. I'd probably get robbed by a black guy.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later I guess you could say that the plot was very convoluted. Because he's a fucking liar. ...I can do it with my eyes closed! I said "yeah, but I'm not ready to get shitfaced" A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" A pizza can feed a family

I was talking to a girl of color and she said that she is a witch and she can make you disappear. So I told her to prove it to me. We agreed to play a game. I told her I would ask a question and if she didn't know the answer, she would give me a blowjob. She started asking questions and I couldn't answer one. So I told her "alright, your deal is done." I turned off the game. About 15-20 minutes pass by and she still isn't answering the question. So I decided to call the game off. About 5 minutes pass by and still she is not answering. I decided to go back to the game. About 5 minutes later she calls my mobile and asks me what the question was. I said, "Who farted?" That means I've slept with more women than you did... They both have a lot of shit to get done. I said, "I don't know. Why?" An oven can't hold the world. He only cums once a year When the big hand touches the little hand.

Author: Photo of author Meghan Curran Meghan Curran
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: podcast medical school

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