What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
Lucky for me, the wife was a drug dealer. I'm not sure if I should call it a "heretics" collection or a "how many does it take to change a world view" collection. I'm glad I'm in the 1% He walks up to the bartender and the bartender says "hey buddy, why the long face?" One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. It was the most violent book I ever read!
"Give me all your Monet." It was a dino-sore. A mopester I'm not sure how I feel about it. It's the only time they're allowed to bang each other in the ass. He was well hung.
He said "Who said that?" I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. Because it's level 385 and the world was still flat. Nah, but I've heard it works so well that there's a waiting list. Because she's a woman. (OC) He was just trying to make hens meet.
A caveman was reportedly found underground. Because he was a Jew, but I did Nazi him coming. You got a friend in me A goldfish doesn't care about you when you're wet. I just hope my wife is too when she finds out. You have too much thyme on your hands.
I've got to hand it to her. Because the last guy who said anything was wrong. I'm not sure. One of them is a fucking idiot and the other is a pussy. The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up. A man was driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" I'm asking for the kind of person that can read my lipstick.
Because the sun is actually out, and I don't have a car to get to work in. Because they're in bread. I don't like coffee Just add spring water Then I was born ...but that's not the whole story!
Clayton Morrison
