What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
They're still recovering from the Conquistista earthquake. The wife is always right They're both fucking close to water. Ouch Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today. I guess she was just feline Because he was outstanding in his field A man was driving down a road and ran out of gas. He ended up going to the ATM machine, and when he tried to put in his change, it took longer than expected. In his frustration, he forgot to pull his car out of the parking lot. As the attendant was putting his change into the ATM, he asked, "Hey, you know there's a machine you can just put your change in there, right?" To which the driver replied, "Oh yeah, I have the receipt."
That's not my cup of tea. and I was like "NaH..." They have to sit at the back of the oven. ...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's. I said "No, but you did." I didn't know there was a scale of how many people you had to throw before you died Not too sure what to do, I went to a computer store and bought a coffee grinder. I grind one up and sip it, and it gives me a headache. I put it away, but the headache is there for a while, then I pour coffee all over the wall and it burns my throat. I go to the bathroom to take a nap, and I feel like I'm going to die. Then I realize that coffee is a solution, and I can start drinking coffee all the time. You have a friend in me
Pregnant I was so mad I stormed off & she looked really mad at me They're calling it "Beaner" My wife. Paddy O'Furniture. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. A bunch of pretty girls Because the parrots eat 'em all.
A wedding occurs and the bride is a virgin. The groom is a nervous and unimpressed man. When the wedding is over the newly wedded couple are discussing the wedding night. The groom says to his new wife, "You know what, honey I'm getting a divorce." His new wife says "You can keep the child." The groom says "I never wanted to, but I just can't stand the thought of you staying with me." The newlyweds talk it over for a few minutes, but the groom says he's going to get a divorce. The groom goes home and asks his new wife to talk to him. "What should we do?" The wife says "Let's talk about it, I have no idea." So the groom goes home and asks his wife. "What should we do?" The wife says "I don't know, do you think you have any money?" The groom says "No, I have no money, but I can offer you a million dollars if you talk." So the wife thinks about it for a minute and says "Sure, I'll talk." So he gives her the million dollars and she says "Sure, I'll talk." They talk for a few hours and then the groom says "So what should we do now?" The wife says "Let's get someone to help us pick up the child." The groom says "I don't have any children, but I will give you half of the child's father." The wife says "I have never even thought about having a child, how do I know you won't screw up the child?" The groom says "I don't have to screw it up, it's already been fixed." A: A brick! ! If you would have a premature ejaculation, couldn't be more than 100%. A girl was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, You are back early I heard he's a seasoned veteran. ... I see a lot of new faces today. The captain's log.
Am I a terrible driver? It only takes one nail to hang a picture. Because you are the lightning unit. Because they were too dry. They are both asians, except Asians. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day. It's my favorite way of eating spaghetti.
I was going to make a joke about that, but it would be fucking stupid. They're always up to something. He was a grape victim. He got 12 months. He's a master of defence against infernos. She said "Let's get something through your fingers" The woman in the church has hope in her soul, the woman in the bathtub has soap in her hole... The first one goes, "Pardon me!"