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They're both fucking close to water. You can't hear a vitamin. He was the first to wire for the air line. I don't know no one is perfect The pilot, you racist! I'm a fan. It's fucking r/aww A swastika. Because I'm a realist.

This guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, 'This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.' The guy replies, 'Hey, why not?' He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. 'Paint…my….house.' It's called "No Id" Upvote it so we live. A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the man, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the man. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first." etcetera I'm the only one who can actually finish off a whole bag of Marmite Banned her snatch She had the most touching feeling about it The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and carry a dozen donuts.

They were both on top gear He was a real asshole. Because he had no top level playing field. A lorry driver hails a lorry driver hailing from the same place. The driver who took the green cards asks, "Why do you drive the green cards? You're the only green card holder! What do you even do for a living?" The driver replies "I'm a Legoless." Because they can't find home ...because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans! A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' i said "no it doesn't"

But I spent most of my time on r/jokes. He can't do standup comedy The doctor says, "Well, I don't think it's that bad, but I still wish he would have told me sooner." But every time I try it it keeps coming back to me. She went to Jared's. It's the only way the two of us can have sex. A giant pizza can feed a family of four Except John Cena, he's dead You only need one nail to hang the photograph up.

Author: Photo of author Jannah Webb Jannah Webb
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: chinese triggered easter

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