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What do you call a gay person living in the south? a southern gal

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But all it does is sit in your ear all day. I told him that he should have just said sorry instead. He told me it was a bananah. ...They were loaded with groceries that day! Because it's a fuckin' trade. A cold. They always have to avoid similes. I'll probably never see them again.

It's so good they're willing to wait hours in line for a single loaf. Because they're good at it. He was too busy stroganoff But it will make you forgettable So I pushed her over Now I can't get it out of his head It's called a Meanderthal The barman says "we don't serve breakfast here"

They were probably just fed up with people. He was too much of a prick. I can't believe they got away with that... They aren't falling for that one again. I just came to that realization. Because I'm not a fan It's called a Meanderthal Two men are walking through the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First

He was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly, the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing." I guess you can say that she was "a Milf" It's like beating off your dog. But I guess I just don't have the balls to do it ... one of them was a salted. I said to myself *"What can I say... I'm just an overweight junkie."* Because there were too many knights. I was going to be the one to tell him about all the resistance training of the French army.

I tried to give him an A, but instead he gave a C A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, Here's something I have that you'll never have!" The little girl is pretty upset by this It was a pretty big dill I said, "No, wait. I can change." He was a little shellfish. ...I thought it would come in handy to someone someday. I don't know if I'll be in prison, but definitely not in a sexual union. She said, "It was a total shit show, but at least I got to share my champagne with someone."

Is it a period piece? The only question asked in the survey was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant so there were no Nigerians. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant so there were no Georgians. In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant so there were no Irishmen. In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant so they asked their proxy whether they should use the word 'shortage' in a sentence. The proxy politely declined saying, "In China it is known as 'fudging'." I just never got round to it. They have to chew before swallowing. I don't know how I'm going to spread her legs. Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium I'm dying to know. ...and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

Author: Photo of author Katrina Crawford Katrina Crawford
Published on June 8, 2022
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