What do you call a fat chinese man? cha ching
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. They're always up to something. Because it goes in dicks! It's called the Hitchhiker's Guide to Dick Taters One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean It was so good I couldn't put it down! I'm a cougar and she's a sexy circus freak. But I'm clean now Because they're really good at it.
I was walking down the street with my friends when we saw a girl tied up to the train tracks. So we ran to the police station and we untied her and we helped her to the car and we moved the car to safety. - Mick Jagger The taste I don't know, but I've never seen it coming. She was really angry when I turned around and said "no, they're all new" Because it's just ice. Because they are really good at it. A doyouthinkhesawus For fingering a minor. cause i wanna make you MOAB
He doesn't want to be spotted If you can't come, let me know. The captain's log. He said 'I have no idea, some people get it wrong, some people get it right, and I like to be in the latter group' It doesn't matter what you call him, he'll never come. They both want to get there before the hare does. It's hilarious! D**e**mageddon I am a crimefighter.
The guy on the other side! Son: Dad I'm over here It was a little horse. So I ate a box of popcorn. I always feel like someone is reading my thoughts You can only ran because it's past tents. Lickalotapus The American says "I can shoot an arrow in a target and hit my target, then I can get my arrow and shoot my target, and then the target will fall and I can kill it". The Israeli soldier says "I can do both". The American and the Israeli then point to a tombstone and asked "What is this tombstone doing?" The Israeli soldier responded with "I don't know but the mummy's in there". It was a Shih Tzu
He's a little hoarse. He's a little hoarse. Ones a Goodyear and ones a great year. Or are they just a Ford? Kermit's finger They're both fucking close to water. So he could finally tell his family that he's gay. It was a Sham Wow! Dude, you're really hitting me