What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
He was a little shellfish A heavy discussion Because he was a little shellfish. I just can't bring myself to eat her. Because they can't seem to find the right angle very angry I've never had a garbanzo bean on me. A baby in 10 dumpsters
He was caught drinking on the job. It was the last thing he hear before he fell. He was the batboy. He's dead. The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18. A man and a woman are involved in a car accident and go to court. The judge says to the man, "This is your lucky day. You are accused of killing your wife with a hammer. What do you have to say for yourself?" The man says, "Your honor, I'm sorry, but I'm not able to give a full answer to this case." The judge says, "Well, that's fine. But I'm curious how you plead." "Not to worry, your honor," the man says, "I'll pass this along to you." The judge says, "That's enough. But before we answer your question, will you mind telling us why you did it?" "Well your honor, I had to take a red light." "You must have known that the red light was coming. You didn't have to lie. I can't imagine that you did it to your wife, or to any of the other motorists." "I had to kill the guy who hit me. I feel terrible about it, but I had no choice. I just acted out in anger, and while doing so, used the hammer." "Well, that's understandable", the judge says. "Your honor, I believe the reason you had to use the hammer to kill the man was because he was refusing to move the vehicle, which of course was your fault." "That's a bit on the side of the head. But your honor, how do you justify killing a man, on account of his dirty nature?" "Well, your honor, if I had known that the man was dirty, I would have never hit him with the hammer." "Well, if I had known he was dirty, I would have done something else." The judge says. "What else?" "I would have called an ambulance." I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon. Now he's just Dav.
It's because I have a lot on my plate. A whorse. I said, "Yeah, but it's not the end of the world." He's a small medium at large. The first one asks for a pint of blood, the second for blood lite, the third for blood and the fourth for blood cold. The vampire drink the blood but does not eat it. He says to the bartender: "We don't serve your kind here, can someone else tell me how to do that?" The bartender says: "No problem, just come in here and drink this blood, it's so refreshing." So the vampire drink the blood but does not eat it. He says to the bartender: "My god, this is blood lite, I'm going home." The vampire go home and wait in the apartment. He comes back and yells to the bartender: "Hey, I don't know how to do this, I don't drink blood lite and blood cold, can someone else please?" The bartender says: "No problem, come in here and drink this blood, it's so refreshing." So the vampire drink the blood lite but does not eat it, he gets hungry and calls his wife's vampire friend, who lives just outside the apartment. He tells her: "I'm drinking blood lite, can you come in here and drink it?" The wife asks: "Why can't I just drink it?" The vampire says: "You will nose." ... and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" They're always getting nailed into the boards! I'd go to the liquor store with 100 dollars and come out with 100 counterfeits and a briefcase FULL of money.
She had a hipster fever. Because he was a registered six offender. It's my Achilles foot. I'll call it Oedipal Arrangements. The doctor gave me some pills to take and said I could get it back in about six months..." But I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get lucky that easily... With a dust pan A constipated.
Because he was a bit of a Cock-a-Dude. It's a Promiseake. And it's a good thing too, because I didn't have a boner. You're a guaranteed-to-hang yourself A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" He didn't believe in dogs It's not the end of the world. They're both big daddits.
Cause they're a daddity I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day A dell I'm not sure who that woman is, but I've been tripping all day. Because they can't even. He was trying to find Winnie the Poo. I think she's just ovaryacting. A Doyouthinkysaurus.