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What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.

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Vladimir Putin. It was a shih tzu It was a shih tzu A man was in a long line waiting for a bus. All of a sudden he sees a little girl crying on the side of the line. He asks her what's wrong and she says, "I was playing and I stepped on a nail!" The man says "okay okay that's ok, just give me my change." So he gives her the change and she just bursts out crying again. The man asks "what happened?" She says she stepped on a nail and it broke her arm. The man is so happy and says he'll take care of it. A few minutes later he sees a little boy crying on the other side of the line. He asks him what's wrong and the boy says, "I was playing and I stepped on a nail!" The man says "okay okay that's ok, just give me my change." So he gives the boy his change and he just bursts out crying again. The man asks "what happened?" And the boy says, "I got bit by a nail!" He said it's just like a real Mexican, just down under. He said he had some work to do. The first one says "I'm going to jump off the building to save my life." The second says "I'm going to jump off the building so we can make a lot of money." The third one says "I'm going to jump off the building so everybody can!" The last one says "I'm going to jump off the building so we can see who's best at the job." They are both lightning rod saints.

A guy walks into a pub in Ireland and is drinking Guinness when a woman walks in and sits down next to him. She takes a sip of his drink and immediately begins crying loudly. He asks her what is wrong, to which she replies, "My husband left me yesterday". Taken back the man says, "That's terrible! Please tell me you don't mind him leaving as well?" to which she replies, "I don't mind him leaving but my children are still very dear to me." They're both fucking close to water. I guess he got bad karma for selling quack. I'm not sure what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day. Because when they're done, they're done. They're always Russian around. A: Because she's a bitch. It's all about the delivery

It was a lot of blood, so I was pretty pumped for the fight. I'm allergic to peanuts." One loves to fuck, one loves to fuck kittens A woman and a guy are watching a football game. The game is 30 minutes old, and there are no commercials. The woman says to the guy, "This game looks old compared to my old." The guy says, "ah I know. I've been playing for 20 years." He said, "I don't know, I never did grow one." But I've turned myself around He tells her to get a grip It was a real shitshow.

I am a seasoned veteran. Because they are all dead. But it's not the only thing I've done in my time of life. It's not hard. Because they're filled with Arab Seamen The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here." A small medium at large!

...but I can't seem to find any. she doesn't have one. He was very much into druisiness I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. A small medium at large I've been a very good boy. It's called ordering a round of drinks for everyone at the bar. A dick-tater.

Author: Photo of author Nyle Goldsmith Nyle Goldsmith
Published on June 8, 2022
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