What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
He was a small medium at large a gift Oh fuck, screw, I left my fags in the pub. A couple of friends are drunk at a bar and find a girl passed out in the street and they decide to take her home. They enter the house and are talking and laughing and finally the husband asks his wife "have you ever had sex before?" She says "Yes, twice." He replies "three times" and she says "that's it! I'm divorcing you!" He gets her out of the house and she and cuts off his penis and says "see I told you." so he goes back into the house and she looks at it and says "what is that?" He says "this is a penis." She says "well that's not a penis, it's your car." 'Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you ...and on his way he found a small package on the ground. He opened the package and found a paper with a title on it: "Woof. Doppler."
When the power went out I was screwed in the ass hard. Because they're all in their prime I think it's because she was a little koi puber. I'm on the fence about it. Because it's the Scavengers Bride. A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
He's a bit of a cycle path. But I just never seem to hit her. I love when dark humor brings a smile to your face. And the other one says "oh man, I bet my ass it is your!" Lemonade. I've told her once, and I've told her a million times.
He's been taking the piss out of me. I'm calling it the My Butt Butt Butt Challenge He said, "you're fired." He was trying to find his anus ...they're both full of pricks. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to clean his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, Are my testicles colored?" Nurse replied
Kermit's finger They don't have a gig yet. I am not sure how I feel about that... The bartender says "what is this, a joke?" But I turned myself around. A ham-mer.