What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
It's called "British Pronouns" A man was driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" Because they are always standing on the deck. He's a real nutcase. I don't know how to do the postscript A cup of wafers. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"
They both have "A's" for an answer After a few drinks, the bar tender asks, "Do you want to get shit faced?" I don't know. I dont speak mandarin. Now that you have a nice car, you can afford to put less on your face. Lettuce turnip the beet. Because they can't even. They're from the fascist army.
A headless horseman. It's a shame they will never meet. They're both fucking close to water Sweet and sweet They both go "Pew pew pew!" He says it's because he is a master of hand-painting. Turns out it was just a play on words.
What a joke I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. sod off I'm not sure how I feel about it. I told him "I was gonna say something, but you didn't." I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. You're a peein'
You've got a friend in me. I guess it's just a bad port. Black and in the back of the cabinet It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed... To say hello from the other side. It was a waist of time... They are both fucking nuts