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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.

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I think she's just ovaryacting. The boy scouts returned from the camp. I'm so sorry sir, but that's it. Sorry, what was that all about? I told him it was an Uzi queso. A dick-tater. Because I know I will get six months of bad luck. I guess they don't give straight answers He was too shellfish.

...but the plot thickens. I can't remember the rest She said "oh you mean it?" Because it's the only way he can hear Because the liberal left him hanging. I think he's just pulling a fast one. But they don't know that yet. I'm not making the same mistake twice.

My wife's complaining that I was making it too hard to have sex with her. I told her I'm just trying to make it easier for her to have a good time each night. I'm just glad it was a soft drink. So they'd have a limited repertoire of English but if the teacher offered them a choice between right or wrong they would learn to learn to read and react. They're calling it "Astonished" One has a mind full of nuts and the other has a mind full of Bunnies. A man is sitting next to his wife who is reading a book. Suddenly he hears a strange noise coming from outside. The man looks out of his window and sees a strange bird flying around overhead. The man asks his wife, What's that bird doing there?" She says Paddy O'Furniture They would be a McDonald's for the whole world.

I got banned from the zoo... And those who can't Because they can't bite their fingers. ...but I tried to make a scene. I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Both want you to fail their tests. Nun Women

I don't have any friends He is a fucking liar! He said he is a police officer! They also do not eat meat for punishment. My friend has 2 tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go. If you are interested and want to go instead of him just send a text message and the wedding is free of charge! Girls are like blackjack. You might hit a woman if she's a prostitute. He was crucified under Pontius Pilate. They were all afraid of the wuxx. I was like, "That's a weird name for a kid."

Because it was pissed off. Tequila mockingbird An investigator A man walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." The last one who said this was a repost. The executioner lines the men in a row and says, "Ok, up, you ninjas! If anyone jumps, this is gonna be a messy night." At least they're honest about who they are They're both a rip off.

Author: Photo of author Willie Huang Willie Huang
Published on June 8, 2022
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