What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
I'm having a real hard time looking for it though so I have to hand it to her... They're too busy cracking open a cold one! One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. She said "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Because they're always ruff He says "I'm sorry, but you are off your face." They're both going to die when you pull out. ...and so am I. I don't believe him. He's still hanging there.
The second hand store. Because they're always standing on the deck because they never get old! That's what I call a double chin. I can't remember the punch line. The man replies: "I don't know. I was going to say that." Because it was simply too hard I guess he's not a fan you guys They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them!
I don't know why I was surprised when I discovered they were both fake They can't stand up for themselves There's a zoo in every town. They can never make it past chapter 11. But, I know the drill. It's a real waist of time. I'm a petabeaner. It's a shame they'll never meet. He told me it was just a pigment of his imagination
They're both fucking assholes My wife and I were walking through the park the other day, and I saw a rabbit jumping around and hopping on to the grass. I thought it was cute. What I didn't know is that it was actually called jumping on grass. They're both phlegm-buoyant. I can't seem to get a straight answer I once got charged with a sexual harassment but the judge let it slide. It's called "Taco Bell: Loser" They don't like any witnesses. After all he's not the only one with toupees He was a man of the cloth.
...because they're ant-bills. I told him "you're so full of shit" Frosted Flakes It's about a brand that represents women's rights Because I'm sure there are others. The judge said it was a serious case. I didn't know it would be this serious. ...is the other side of the coin. But I'm still working on it. Now it's just beer
I said to her, "Don't worry, I'll be Bach." He was lucky it was a soft drink. Call them a Fonzi scheme. A man asks a farmer near a field, Sorry sir A drain on society and the whole world is staring at him. But they are all too long for the Stalin. I was like, "don't get an erection just yet". Because he was outstanding in his field.