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What did the apple say to the pear? away!

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He only comes once a year ...and they're calling it the "Stakes of Calculation". The only person who can be bothered to get it done in less than 2 weeks! But the police know who p They have a lot of patients. Because you're an 11/10 He's a small medium at large I can't even pay my taxes

He said it was bread in captivity. I think I'm gonna name it 'Nasal' But I'm 1st place. His wife died. I still wish she didn't have one. Alaska, btw. I said, "the fucking thing doesn't even start". Because it got stuck in a crack.

They're the Tolkien white guys. They were all placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said "this is pointless" and stormed off. The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway. The mathematician exclaimed on his way out "don't you see, you'll never actually reach her?". To which the engineer replied, "so what? Pretty soon I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!". It's just that they're the only things in my life that can keep the roof off my house. I don't think he understood when I said I wanted to watch. I don't know, but it's not E. He'd have a mean exit. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. It's the first time I can remember getting laid by a monkey.

Because it was a nazi officer that was on duty. A Shipwreck of Crows It's called "The Art of the Deal" Because he's dead. He had a new model for his right arm. A puppy. Because it's my right. They both like a tight seal.

Because they can't see shit. ...is a real dick move. A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother answered, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." because no one is perfect You ride the wave in, and when you die, you go wave in. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" Chambered in Burgundy The rest of the alphabet was stolen.

Author: Photo of author Kacper Blaese Kacper Blaese
Published on June 8, 2022
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