What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
How do you know that you're at a gay bbq? their menu is always stocked.
It's a bunch of hot water, so it's not really a no-brainer
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
Why did the cannibal eat the police officer? he wanted to eat the officers.
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? nobody knows.
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
I have a lot of friends but I’m afraid of rejection
What do you call a mexican who has diabetes? enfermous
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.