What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
It was the best decision you’ve ever made, and I’m proud of you. ❤️
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
Only if it's a big red button
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
What do you call a woman with one leg? eileen
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
