Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
What's an italian's favourite christmas song? yo mama so ho-yo
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
I used to think air was free... until i bought a bag of chips.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
Why do they put fences around graveyards? because people are dying to get in!
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.
