Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
What's an italian's favourite christmas song? yo mama so ho-yo
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? nobody knows.
What do you call a british man without a karate degree? ewan
