What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? the moovies
Why do they put fences around graveyards? because people are dying to get in!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
What do you call a french fry with no legs? a grilled cheese
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
What do you call a porcupine with a royal blood? a prick prick.
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What do you call a guy who likes to eat pussy? a guy who likes to eat dicks
My friend david lost his id. now i just call him dav.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.