I’m a high schooler and I was raised by my mom and dad.
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
Why was the chicken unable to cross the road? because she was a chicken.