What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
Why do you never see a pregnant golfers vagina? because they have hole-in-town
Opinion: Biden's 'Contract with America' outlines his ultimate Faustian bargain
What do the mexicans and australians have in common? they both like to fence
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
What do you call a girl with no legs? disabled.
What do you call a 9/11 victim (too soon?)
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
What's the difference between a baby and a prostitute? a baby still sucks dick