Q: what does a blonde do if she's run out of shampoo? a: she cries.
I'm not sure if it's weird or creepy but I always think "Wow, this guy is interesting."
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
Why did the baker have brown hands? he needed to grease the *bread*
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
What do you call a guy who likes to eat pussy? a guy who likes to eat dicks
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.