What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
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I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
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I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
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Wishing you a wonderful wedding and happy bday to you and yours!
A man walks into a bar... ...and he says ouch
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.