I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
Opinion: The US and Putin's pulled some teeth on the Syrian conflict
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
Opinion: Biden's embrace of the Trans Pacific Partnership is the reason for the China strike
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? a bowling ball keeps rolling after i hit it.
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
