How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
Opinion: Biden has the perfect plan to deal with North Korea
I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.
What do you call a jewish ghost? hooray honkey-ho