Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
I had to google how to uninstall apps, it's really confusing how to uninstall something you don't need.