How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.
Opinion: Biden's embrace of the Trans Pacific Partnership is the reason for the China strike
Opinion: Why the US and Europe are heading for an ugly low
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
Opinion: Biden's awkward but crucial public appearance
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
I'm a virgin by choice. just not my choice.
What do you call a girl with no legs? disabled.
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
Opinion: Biden has the perfect plan to deal with North Korea
I’m a high schooler and I was raised by my mom and dad.
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
