What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on reinstating the Glass-Steagall Act
What do you call a french fry with no legs? a grilled cheese
Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? they say his testicles were out of commission.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a goat? a golden j�slayer!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? nobody knows.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
What do you call a bunch of white guys standing on a bench? the nba.
What do you call a mexican who has diabetes? enfermous
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
Opinion: Biden's missteps over the Ukraine crisis are damaging US-Russia relations