I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.
What do you call a frozen gay man? jewpiter
My dad just got a tattoo of a pac-man falling down a mineshaft. i'm still not sure what to do with the body artist.
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? i've never paid to see a lentil.
I don't like the taste of food.
My dad just got a tattoo of a pac-man falling down a mineshaft. i'm still not sure what to do with the body artist.
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.
