Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? the nba.
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
I'm a bit of a self deprecating comedian. i should say i'm not very good.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.
What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
A bum bum rush in the justin bieber song. (the first two words are just a blur, thanks ladis)