Tag: tip your fedora
Why are there no female nannas? because they can't tell the difference between a snow blower and a blower.
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
Attorney General Bill Barr sues White House for perjury
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
What does a neuron say when it's messing with you? i'm changing!
What do you call a prostitute without a placenta? dead.
I'm not saying i'm a good cook, but if you put dehydrated food back in... ...it'll be ok.