How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.
Why did the cannibal eat the police officer? he wanted to eat the officers.
What do you call a prostitute without a placenta? dead.