I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
I don't like the taste of food.
What did the apple say to the pear? away!
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out