Opinion: Where should Biden be held on oath?
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
What do you call a man who's lost a hand and can't use it? e*l*and*
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable patch? a seizure salad.
I'm a virgin by choice. just not my choice.
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
Why is karl marx a fan of yours? he liked your stuff.
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.