What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there...
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?