What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
A man walks into a bar... i'll never forget that day.
Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there...
